Monday, June 17, 2013

A Baguio Weekend in Low Resolution Photos

I was in Baguio last year for a wedding. This year, I went there not because of a wedding, because there is no wedding.

What?

Sadly, I forgot to change the resolution settings of the phone, thus the unclear images.

Kath had her leave filed for four days, thus, Baguio.

Also, with Rem and Pey.

Pre-travel leftovers

Strangers on a bus

One of 'em wet window shots

Hotel soup: Hot and Sour

Regla + Taho = Reglaho

Mine's View Park: Bangs and Kujo

Doglas, the baby-eating dog. Come on, how else did he get that huge

Doglas' behind

Unicorn/Gaynicorn/Kabayong kinulayan na parang sisiw

Mine's View Panorama from rock

Panorama: Phone cam's feature

Strangers on a Mine's View Park

Red Ladies

Certainly no mines here

Paddle Pop in Baguio

Ripped jeans of a teenager

It was so cool, I had to take a photo of it twice

Kath, Rem, Pey in 50's Diner

Baguio leftovers

Choco-late de Batirol and a 3.4 kilometer walk

Suman sa Lihia

Bibingka

What a mighty pine view

Pagod na tragedy

Gurl, u so Pine

Volante pasta

Volante pizza


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

A holy week's worth of meat

Yet another post which has this useless title!
Greetings, fellow bloggers! I bid you a great day ahead of you! 
This post is intended to glorify the great feeling I have for being employed in this company.

That is due to this!

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HAH! A new android phone! I know it’s not much for people like you who can afford a nice phone, because you are all rich bastards. But this thing right here is another reason why I have to work hard, and not fall asleep during work, and please these wretched clients!

Let this post be some sort of lousy unboxing of this magnificent beast (charot) of a phone. 

Galaxy Y (for Young, because really, that’s what I’m feeling right now~ Fetus Young)

Specs:
- Quadband
- TouchWiz
- All that other technical shit which I don't care about as of the moment
- 2MP CAMERA!!! FOR INSTAGRAM!


Jsyk, Instagram is the first app that downloaded and installed on this phone. But don’t you worry, I promise to take photos of magnificent, interesting, and funny things that will keep wanting for more Instagram posts from me.

Absolutely no food photos, you guys. I have Kath to do that for us. What do you think of me, chicks? Sus.

Meanwhile, here’s a photo of my breakfast.

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TAKEN WITH INSTAGRAM, MUTHAFUCKA! With the 2nd filter used, whatever that is.

Back to the unboxing!

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Included with this package are four back panels to choose from! If you ever get tired of having the same phone everyday, just swap over the other colored back panels and BAM! New phone baby!

I chose pink/fuschia/hot pink color to represent my inner diva.


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Moving on with the unboxing (more of like unplastic-ing since the box was only shown once)

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Actual unplastic-ing shown above

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Half unplastic-ed

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Fully unplastic-ed

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Whoopsies! Front plastic cover removed! I hate to do this on new phones, since I consider the plastic as protection (same as how a condom would protect my penis), but since the screen would be pretty much useless (like my penis) if the plastic is there (duh, can’t scroll on the screen), I had to remove it to be a part of yet another byproduct that causes global warming.

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Aaaaand, here it is! Galaxy Y for all of you!

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JOKE ONLY! I KNOW, I DON’T DO THAT TO YOU, RIGHT? Here is the actual product being turned on as of the moment (like many of you teenagers always are)

First order of business on the new phone: Create an #Instagram account

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YEHEYYYY! USERNAME NOT TAKEN! YOU LOSE, MEXICAN/HISPANIC MAN OF THE SAME NAME!!!

So maybe we can be friends on Instagram, eh? Promise, you’ll see the best 2MP phone photography on my account!

Username: marianojuancho

And so, here’s to a photo-filled year for me provided that I don’t lose the phone one drunken night (which happens often).

Yay! New phone! I love you, office!


Monday, December 31, 2012

2012 in Bullets

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Friday, October 12, 2012

Alternative Medicine

So, the industry of alternative medicine just reached an all-time low. I've been hearing about fetuses being turned into soup or something edible years ago. I guess the idea never really died and they just reinvented the use of babies as medicine by turning them into easily consumable pills.

Here's the story.

I don't know if this has got to do with the old belief that consuming a weaker prey grants you vitality of some sort (you know, something like Highlander) and gives you youth.

So is it possible that all these news about babies being stolen, is related to this pill industry?

Can't they just think of anything else? Plants have always been good to us and they don't really have emotions or souls (I think), so it's best that we turn them into pills. But babies? Babies have googly eyes and they make cute noises when they are on a good mood. Sure, they piss and shit a lot and keep you up at night but still, these babies may be the next Mila Kunis or Freddie Mercury so spare them of their pill fate.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

R.I.P. X-Deal

I lost my cat
Just as he was getting fat
He turned into a splat
Of blood and spilled gut
He ran out of the house
Under the car he went
The owner did not know
He crawled under the car
Behind the front tire
The driver sped away without knowing
That my cat was about to be flattened
Happily playing, he was
A minute ago
Then the next his brains were all over the floor
And later that afternoon
He's at the creek's bottom
How I missed my cat
I never got to see him grow fat

Monday, August 20, 2012

Super Douche


While I am on my way to work, the night of August 16, I heard on the news that COMELEC had more than 5M pesos of furniture budget for their rest house in Baguio. Majority of the costs were due to the customized bed that they had ordered from Angeles, Pampanga (that what I thought I heard). These beds cost around ~91K each. The rest of the money was used for curtains, and probably at some kind of device or process that killed the logic and conscience out of the people in charge of this shit.

The news is so annoying that I was putting on an ugly face the whole time I was listening to it. I never put on an ugly face since that is so hard for someone as pogi as I am.

Aside from that news, I also heard that one of the officials of COMELEC threatened to quit if the requested budget was not approved by the government.

Fuck this government, hard. In the ass. With a bread knife.

That's just not right, like super-douchebag-type of not right. Think of all the families that this amount of money could have fed. Think of all the children it could have sent to school.

And this is certainly not the kind of information that you would want to here after a calamity struck down your place.

COMELEC needs to straighten out its priorities. Hard. In the ass. With a bread knife.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

That Unnamed Monsoon

Finally, the flood and this god-forsaken storm weather somewhat subsided and I am thankful that I didn't have to go through what we had for Ondoy. Why? Because I don't have the resources to recover from another one of that muddy, flood-y ordeal.

I was lucky enough to be allowed to work from home, which would not be possible at my old office. I'd rather work from home, than skip work at all. I'm at home, I earn, the team will have its needed manpower - everybody wins.

And so all that hard rainfall turned out to be the another Ondoy in the making.

My Twitter account at that time was running wild with information, rants, and all sorts of emotions from everyone. It's like a fully packed longganisa, except that it's not wrapped in pig's intestine.

Going home was quite easy from Taguig to Ortigas. Everything seemed so relax. Perhaps it's because it's 1PM and no one left for work that morning, and every one from the night shift had gone home earlier than noon.

Ever Gotesco Ortigas was the last stop of the FX that I have, like, made para. And at that point, I already know the reason. Of course, none other than flood.

I don't know, maybe it's the kid or the adventurer within me that had me walking that flooded path. I had the choice to wait for a bus (which passed by as I am already walking in knee-deep of water), but I didn't. I just had to roll up my shorts and sink my thighs into the water, while holding my umbrella and preventing my work-laptop from getting wet.

I saw a couple of motorcycles force their way through the flood, but ended up getting off their bikes and pushing. That, I guess, is what you get when you take your time walking through the flood. You see stories - Of stupidity, of fun and laughter, and of despair. Nobody wants their homes to be soaked.

I checked the path that I took on Google Maps, and here it is.


Perhaps I should have brought my man-kini the night before this all happened. 
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I got home with minimum damage and a bag full of McDonald's treat for mom and Kath.

That night, was of course different. More emotions filled Twitter as if it is competing with the amount of rainfall that we've been getting.

I was getting a bit worried of the water rising too fast for us to raise our things to the house's 2nd level. We were conserving our energy so we just dumped everything in the living room.

The "Ilog Bandong", a creek that was already overflowing, is located at the end of our street. If it rises, the flood in front of the house rises with it. So it sucks being a resident of our village, at that particular street.

Good thing it didn't.

Anyway, here's some of the pictures taken with Kath's camera.

This is Steve and his hush puppy. The dog was crying and does not want to be left alone so he decided to  bring him along. What a bitch, that dog.

Yes, the owner left his truck to drown.

This was water was probably chest-high if you sat down on that street.
You can check out Kath's blog for her own flooded story.

The house is a mess but everything is back to it's normal state. Apart from an indoor pool that the flood caused (the back part of the house was the lowest part and water seeped through the cracks of the walls), we were pretty good.

I just hoped that this is to never happen again. Ever. To the Philippines.