Friday, October 12, 2012

Alternative Medicine

So, the industry of alternative medicine just reached an all-time low. I've been hearing about fetuses being turned into soup or something edible years ago. I guess the idea never really died and they just reinvented the use of babies as medicine by turning them into easily consumable pills.

Here's the story.

I don't know if this has got to do with the old belief that consuming a weaker prey grants you vitality of some sort (you know, something like Highlander) and gives you youth.

So is it possible that all these news about babies being stolen, is related to this pill industry?

Can't they just think of anything else? Plants have always been good to us and they don't really have emotions or souls (I think), so it's best that we turn them into pills. But babies? Babies have googly eyes and they make cute noises when they are on a good mood. Sure, they piss and shit a lot and keep you up at night but still, these babies may be the next Mila Kunis or Freddie Mercury so spare them of their pill fate.