Dramatic Explanation Needed

I have recently received an NTE (Notice To Explain) document from my superiors.

The so-called document aims to extract explanations from you, to save your ass from the intelligent mistakes that you did. Well, it's not really intelligent, I just want to make myself look good.

More so, the NTE document contains details about divulging critical information to a client, which is a violation of the security and Code of Conduct agreement that we employees have with our company .

The violation of such agreement may result to termination, dismissal, blah blah blah, and all that losing-a-job thing.

And fortunately, explaining is what I am sarcastically good at! Also, pissing off people.

So, at the effect of delivering a dramatic excuse, I came up with the following reasons:

• I am working as a double agent and what I did will benefit the company more, rather than to destroy it.
• I am high at the time that the particular information was provided to the client.
• I do not care about my job, I care about the client and their satisfaction. This can result to the emotional delivery of the lines "I do not care about my job sir, I care so much more about our clients. *googly eyes here*".
  
• Fuck the rules, and the world is to end this year and the Code of Conduct is a conspiracy that intends to manipulate the minds of the free-thinkers in the office.
  

And so, with the help of my great grammatical skills, I shall construct a statement that is as dramatic as Budoy’s story line. With the exclusion of Jessy Mendiola, of course.

So far, the best statement that I've got is this: "I acted, not with the best decision at hand, but with the best intentions for the client's interests."